In the first corner, we have Mark S. Hanson, bishop of the ELCA. Mark, you ready?
"If by ready, you mean READY TO DESTROY... then yes."
In the other corner, none other than the Pope himself! Ready, Papa?
"Bring it."
Weapons of choice, gentleman?
"See this little toothpick I've got?"
"I can take him with my bare hands."
Bishop Hanson, would you like to begin?
"Take this, Ratzi!"
"My eyes! Are you honestly wearing a purple shirt? Aaargh!"
"You think that's bad! Well try this on for size!"
"Must, not, look... pastel stole... will never try it on... growing weak..."
Come on, Papa! You can do it! Viva il Papa! Viva il Papa!
"Push!"
"Even I never realized how dangerous these hands can be!"
"Who's your daddy?"
But it's all cool; it just means that the Pope gets to pick the music next time he and Bishop Hanson get together (and I can tell you right now, it won't be "R U Glad 2 B Christian?" by contemporary Christian band "Hair Longer Than Jesus"). They're buds. Here's the bishop right now, presenting His Holiness with a gift!
"Oh, a framed copy of Luther's morning prayer... gee, how nice... I'm sure this will look nice in... in... the papal... broom cupboard... of holiness..."
1 comment:
Heehee
That's awesome!
Thanks a lot!
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