Full Name: Cananada (Ca-na-nuh-da)Population: 3 (all have other residences in the surrounding area)
Location: Wheatfield Drive (sewer)
Borders: bordered on all sides by the United States of America
Area: generously, 1 square meter
Terrain: top of a sewer
Government: Duumvirate (it's real, look her up!)
Duumvirs: Emperor Trevor Smyth Nikolai, Caesar Pinkus [yours truly] (Mr. Pants, Crown Prince and heir apparent)
Chief Resource: Caribou (subterranean)
Exports: Cananada t-shirts, postcards
Other economic activity: guided tours
Religion: 2/3 of the population is Catholic, 1/3 United Methodist. But... 100% of the duumvirate is CATHOLIC, baby!
Flag description: solid blue
Military: 100% of the population has martial arts training
History: Founded by two adventuresome young people with big dreams, big hearts, and a very itty bit of land. But, much has come from this tiny land, in the spirit of Liechtenstein. The first major military battle occured several months ago, when several inches were stolen by the imperializing American street-pavers. The people of Cananada haven't forgotten this atrocity committed on their soil and vow revenge.
Future outlook: While the Honorable Duumvirs are passing away in approximately twelve years, the rule of Cananada will be passed on to the Crown Prince. In the meantime, Cananada is set to enjoy a perpetual Golden Age. The people have hopes of possibly a "Cananada Pride Parade," and have even entered the running to host the 2080 Olympics, hoping to have aquired at least enough land for a stadium by then.
I don't want to brag or anything, but we've even got the Vatican beat as smallest sovereign nation in the world... Vive il Papa!
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